Ironclaw Bill

They call me “The Plumber,” but it’s been a long time since that term was associated with fixing leaky pipes. The thought of a hot shower fills me with bittersweet nostalgia. Unfortunately, a plumber is the one who “hunts” the ruins of a city, battling its zombified and mutated citizens to mine the hundreds of thousands of miles of copper and steel pipes buried there. Bill and I then trade them to the isolated communities that dot the city. countryside around “our” city. Who is Bill, you ask? He’s my trusty 20-pound pipe wrench. It serves me well, as well as few things can in this hell on Earth where survival eventually destroys even the most stable relationships. Bill is the lever that allows me to wrench sustenance from the clutches of rock, concrete, and mutated flesh that surround me. Without it, I wouldn't be a plumber but a rotten carcass.

Workshop

Ironclaw Bill is a remarkably faithful replica of a very large pipe wrench similar to those seen in those horror movies where blood, gore and zombie parts fly everywhere. Like the other long swords in our workshop, Ironclaw features a shape that remains firm during combat while remaining soft and flexible enough to avoid injury. Don't let him lie; your father-in-law might mistake him for the real thing.

Weight (g): 285
Total length (cm): 55
Stick length (cm): 36
Head width (cm): 10
Material: Fiberglass, Calimacil foam